Dear Kashy:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok at the mental hopital and I saw you carve your initials into my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I felt.  I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break our friendship.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

Lynn

This is freakin' amazing!!!! How they pulled this off is beyond me, but it's the awesome! Enjoy everyone!!!

Here are some random quotes from a new friend of mine that is a little on the overly hyper side, but she's hilarious.  Enjoy!!

"I can't wear pink. It clashes with the blood of the people I've knocked out today for pissing me off."

"That which does not kill me makes me try twice as hard to kill me. "

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

"Mirrors don't talk. And lucky for you, they don't laugh either"

"You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. "

" Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students."

"You like making people think about life.
I like making people laugh until they piss their pants."

" The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Never argue with me. I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat."

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

This has to be my favorite one thus far:
"Men are like a deck of cards.
A heart to love him.
A diamond to marry him.
A club to beat him to death.
and a spade to bury the bastard."

This little guy is so cute.  Hope you get a kick out of him too.  I had his song stuck in my head ALL DAY TODAY!  But it's cute, Enjoy!!!! The first one is in German and the second one is in English.
*~*~*~*~Lyrics~*~*~*
Oh I'm a gummy bear
Yes I'm a gummy bear
Oh i'm a yummy jummy funny lucky gummy bear
I'm a jolly bear
Cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh im a movin, grovin, jammin, singin gummy bear
Oh yeah
ba ba da duby duby yum yum
ba ba da duby duby yum yum
ba ba da duby duby yum yum
Three times you can bite me
gummy gummy gummy gummy gummy bear  

 One of my friends on IRC shared this with me from another channel.  I hope you enjoy laughing at it as much as I did!!!!


<olah> what does 'dunno' mean?
<goof> i don't know
<olah> anyone else?
<goof> i said i don't know
<olah> yeah, i saw...but does anyone else know what it means?
<goof> I DON'T KNOW !!
<olah> yeah, i know
<goof> then why do you ask?!
<olah> because i want to know!
<goof> you said you DID know!
<olah> no, i know that you don't know
<goof> i KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, ffs!
<olah> what, then?
<goof> i don't know
<olah> omg...DO you or DON'T you know?!
<goof> i means: I DON'T KNOW !!
<goof> aargh...stupid...

I only know like three people....
Alex
Britt
Kage

I know you're repeats from Britt, just makes things easier for ya'